Fun with soap

Whiny Child - "You are a swell dog, Pepper"

Whiny Child - "Time for a bath"

Pepper - "The coast is clear"

Pepper - "Quick, get the lifeboats!  The Titanic is sinking!"

Whiny Child - "Quit playing with the soap"
Pepper ( looking like George Washington) - "How dare you speak that way to the president of the United States"