Fun with soap

Whiny Child - "You are a swell dog, Pepper"

Whiny Child - "Time for a bath"

Pepper - "The coast is clear"

Pepper - "Quick, get the lifeboats!  The Titanic is sinking!"

Whiny Child - "Quit playing with the soap"
Pepper ( looking like George Washington) - "How dare you speak that way to the president of the United States"

Dexy's Day

Dexy gets up.  "Yawn"
Pepper - Well look who finally got up!

Soks - Is it Dexy or Miss Grumpy?
Gorel - I think it's Miss Grumpy.
Sally - I think Gorel is right.
Winy Child - I agree with Sally

Max - Me too.
Dexy - Let's start our day
Pepper - My turn to flip the calendar...MONDAY!

Pepper - It's going to be dull.  Time for bed.
Dexy is ready for bed, so is Gorel.
The end

Pepper's Guide to Everything

Pepper on Police:

I would like to be a police dog so I could say "Freeze slime ball" and stop at the donut shop whenever I liked

Pepper on Cats:

Cats schmats.  Whatever.  Dogs are great, cats you hate.

Pepper on Food:

Garfield prefers fat, I prefer thin,

Pepper on Camping:

I hate camping.  The shrinking tents, the tv gets lousy reception.  And the bugs - they're more annoying than a herd of insurance salesmen.

Pepper on Donuts:

I love dunking donuts in coffee in the morning.

Pepper on Meateaters:

I'm a meat-eatin dog.  Wolves eat meat so why should I not like it?

Soks goes to a magic shop

Winy Child - We're goeg to the magic shop
Soks - I'm so happy I culd just barf
Soks - You can hear that sarcazum folks.  I HAVE to do it

Winy Child - Lets go!
Winy Child slams door on Soks.  Soks sees stars, leaves through pet door

at the magic shop...
Wizard - We have evry magic trik.  Thairs my dog Merlin
Soks - Ladys and girms - the 200 yard dash!
Merlin dog - grrrrrrr
Soks - Or not!
Cat and dog fight
Soks - aaaaaaa!

Soks is on the wall, then the ceiling.  Merlin dog looks up at him with stretchy eyeballs

The end

I won an award!

i am so exitid that i won an award from a blog called grass oil.  i dont read it a lot but mama does and she thinks its funny.  the secont i herd abot it i went screming downstirs to tell dada.

Pepper's Day

Pepper is asleep and the alarm clock rings.
Stupid alarm clock. "Why did we even buy it?"
Winy child - "Your usual?"
Pepper - "My usual"

Winy Child - "Getting yer coffee"
Soks - "Good morning Pepper"
Pepper - "It must be hard to talk in a tiny word bubble.  Come"
Soks - "okay"
Pepper - " I tricked him into going for an exercise walk!"

A FEW MINUTES LATER...

Soks - "Good bye dog catcher!"
Pepper - "Aaaaaaa!"
They run away
Pepper - "That DID take a lot of exercise..."
Pepper comes in through the doggie door and goes to bed.  "That was a long day"

THE END

Tumbleweed Hairball

Whiny Child - "What are you playing?
Pepper - "Tumbleweed"
Soks hacks up giant hairball "Tumbleweed!"
Whiny Child - "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"So this is how you play it"