Glacier Dog

Whiny child is reading a book, when Pepper mysteriously floats slowly by.
Pepper: "Glacier impression"

Winy Child Book

Once upon a time there was a little family. Well, not that small.  They had a cat who liked to climb trees and pretend he was stuck.  A mom and a dad and a kid and a lazy dog.  And they were a pretty good family just like they were.  So look for any whiny childs, OK?!

Truth, Justice and Hot Ribs

Pepper is eating some ribs.  "Ohhh..."
Pepper: "Truth, justice, and hot ribs"

I love static electricity!

Pepper shuffles across the carpet and then zaps Socks.
Pepper " I love static electricity!"

I Have A New Blog!

Hi everyone!

I hope you are all enjoying my Whiny Child stories.

Exciting news! I have a new blog. "Owen's Books" is a collection of all the books I have written. So come take a look http://owensbooks.blogspot.com/

Seasons Dog

Pepper:  "I'll tell you which season I like best by my eyelids :  Spring ( rolls eyes)...fall ( rolls eyes)...winter ( rolls eyes)...Summer!! ( yes eyes) "

It's Not Even a Holiday Dog!

Whiny Child:   Play with me, doggy!
Pepper:  That reminds me, I'm going to heaven for the holidays!