Outer Space Mutts and Cats

One day Pepper and Socks got invited to an animal space tour led by Kibble Counters ( Pepper's food company).  so they got on the space ship. Pepper screamed and Socks just fainted!!

Pepper was not surprised at the way Socks acted.  But when they looked out the window...

...all they saw was a reddish orange planet.  It was called Mars.

Finally the last time they looked out they saw Pluto.

THE END

What a stupid hat

Pepper sees a hat.  "Hello"

Pepper - "I wonder what kind of hat this is?"

Pepper - "Oh, it's one of the stupid kinds"

Fun with soap

Whiny Child - "You are a swell dog, Pepper"

Whiny Child - "Time for a bath"

Pepper - "The coast is clear"

Pepper - "Quick, get the lifeboats!  The Titanic is sinking!"

Whiny Child - "Quit playing with the soap"
Pepper ( looking like George Washington) - "How dare you speak that way to the president of the United States"

Dexy's Day

Dexy gets up.  "Yawn"
Pepper - Well look who finally got up!

Soks - Is it Dexy or Miss Grumpy?
Gorel - I think it's Miss Grumpy.
Sally - I think Gorel is right.
Winy Child - I agree with Sally

Max - Me too.
Dexy - Let's start our day
Pepper - My turn to flip the calendar...MONDAY!

Pepper - It's going to be dull.  Time for bed.
Dexy is ready for bed, so is Gorel.
The end

Pepper's Guide to Everything

Pepper on Police:

I would like to be a police dog so I could say "Freeze slime ball" and stop at the donut shop whenever I liked

Pepper on Cats:

Cats schmats.  Whatever.  Dogs are great, cats you hate.

Pepper on Food:

Garfield prefers fat, I prefer thin,

Pepper on Camping:

I hate camping.  The shrinking tents, the tv gets lousy reception.  And the bugs - they're more annoying than a herd of insurance salesmen.

Pepper on Donuts:

I love dunking donuts in coffee in the morning.

Pepper on Meateaters:

I'm a meat-eatin dog.  Wolves eat meat so why should I not like it?