Everyone Just LOOOVES Fortune Cookies!

Fortune Cookie - Something odd is going to happen to you.
Winy Child - I wonder what that means?
SPLUT!

In Theaters Now - Shakespeare Turns Into a Dork

Banana, You Make Me Laugh Out Loud!

Sooooooooo Cute!

Arrrrrgh!

Pepper the HONK! and Socks the Passenger

Bubble Butt

:-)

I'd Rather We Conga-line in Party Hats For the Geeks

I'm Michael Jackson All Rolled Into One

Your Line Is Over Here, You Dork!

Big Day

Pepper - Wow!  what happened here?
Winy Child - I was at the pool in the locker room getting dressed, but when I closed the locker room door I cut my finger and screamed and then it startled the guy in front of me so much that he jumped on me and I got pushed on my back and that ripped my finger out of the locker room door and I got a cut.
Pepper - Wouldn't you like to hear how MY day went, bean brain?

Help, Help! Vacuum Cleaner! ( sarcasm)

Pepper - Oh no! It's my enemy!  It's the vacuum cleaner!!
Winy Child - You're pathetic.

Pepper Dating Disaster - Real Carving

Pepper: *cat call*
Man: Did you whistle at my girl?
Winy Child: No.
Man: You'd better not be lying!
Pepper: *cat call*

Pepper the Movie - Artistic Version

The Winy Child Inc. presents Pepper the Movie, where he can't find anything to do but then he gets an idea to call Elizabeth, the girl of his dreams, out on a date. Luckily Elizabeth is free from work. Romantic dinner disaster, Winy Child thinks dinner is over-boiling.

Pepper the Movie - Original Version

The Winy Child Inc. presents Pepper the Movie, where he can't find anything to do but then he gets an idea to call Elizabeth, the girl of his dreams, out on a date. Luckily Elizabeth is free from work. Romantic dinner disaster, Winy Child thinks dinner is over-boiling.

Happy Birthday to Me

Winy Child - 6,5,4,3,2,1...
Everyone - Happy birthday Pepper!
Pepper - What is that?
Winy Child - It's a dog food shaped cake.  Elizabeth made it.
Pepper - Come away with me!
Winy Child - Happy birthday. ( sigh)

Cheesey Cheddar

Pepper - Ahem.The Winy Child got tired of doing house repairments, so...he hired a pest control man.  The cheapest one.
Repair man - Here mousie, mousie, mousie, mousie!

Wax On, Wax Off. Slip On, Fall Down.

Pepper - Today The Winy Child is waxing the floor.

Flush Me

Pepper - Today The Winy Child is doing indoor plumbing.
Winy Child - The toilet is overflowing!
ZOW!

Recline Disaster

Pepper - Ahem.  The Winy Child is doing some home adjustments this week.
CRASH!
Pepper - Today he is making the daring attempt to fix the recliner.

The Ghoul Alligator