Good Morning, Monday

Pepper - It's bedtime!
Winy Child - Good Morning, Pepper!
Pepper -What the?
Dexy - Good morning
Gorel - Good morning
Socks - Good morning
Pepper - I hate Monday

Hairball Hacker

Too Many Devil Movies

Pepper is hearing voices.
Devil Dog: "Beat up the Whiny Child"
Angel Dog: "Don't do it"
Whiny Child: " I saw that.  You've been watching too many devil movies"
Angel Dog: "Believe him"
Devil Dog: "Don't believe him"

We've Got Our Monday Faces On

We want the cookie!

Whiny Child: "The last cookie was GOOD!"  ( Unbeknownst to the Whiny Child, Socks and Pepper are plotting something)
Pepper swings down on a vine.
Whiny Child: "Aaah!"
Pepper swoops into the Whiny Child's mouth and takes the cookie.  He hops back out and shares the cookie with Socks, and they walk away enjoying the cookie.

I'm glad the baloney is yodeling

Pepper is grinning.
Whiny Child: "What?"
Pepper continues to smile.
Whiny Child: "Why are you so happy?"
Pepper: "The baloney is yodeling"
Whiny Child : "Oh"

My Date is an Alien

Pepper:  I believe I have a date at the junk yard!
Pepper:  Oh well, let's go!
Pepper:  Are you my date?
Alien: Yes
Pepper: Monday got me again

Pepper on Childs

I would consider kids obnoxious and wishy washy, especially my owner the Whiny Child ( he really bugs me).  Once for Christmas he got a bunch of charcoal in his stocking.

I Hate Monday Dog

Socks is resting and thinks: "Must be Monday"
Pepper barks and Socks goes flying into the air.  Pepper: "Tee hee"
Wump!
Pepper: "Sigh... Must be Monday"