Soks goes to a magic shop

Winy Child - We're goeg to the magic shop
Soks - I'm so happy I culd just barf
Soks - You can hear that sarcazum folks.  I HAVE to do it

Winy Child - Lets go!
Winy Child slams door on Soks.  Soks sees stars, leaves through pet door

at the magic shop...
Wizard - We have evry magic trik.  Thairs my dog Merlin
Soks - Ladys and girms - the 200 yard dash!
Merlin dog - grrrrrrr
Soks - Or not!
Cat and dog fight
Soks - aaaaaaa!

Soks is on the wall, then the ceiling.  Merlin dog looks up at him with stretchy eyeballs

The end

I won an award!

i am so exitid that i won an award from a blog called grass oil.  i dont read it a lot but mama does and she thinks its funny.  the secont i herd abot it i went screming downstirs to tell dada.

Pepper's Day

Pepper is asleep and the alarm clock rings.
Stupid alarm clock. "Why did we even buy it?"
Winy child - "Your usual?"
Pepper - "My usual"

Winy Child - "Getting yer coffee"
Soks - "Good morning Pepper"
Pepper - "It must be hard to talk in a tiny word bubble.  Come"
Soks - "okay"
Pepper - " I tricked him into going for an exercise walk!"

A FEW MINUTES LATER...

Soks - "Good bye dog catcher!"
Pepper - "Aaaaaaa!"
They run away
Pepper - "That DID take a lot of exercise..."
Pepper comes in through the doggie door and goes to bed.  "That was a long day"

THE END

Tumbleweed Hairball

Whiny Child - "What are you playing?
Pepper - "Tumbleweed"
Soks hacks up giant hairball "Tumbleweed!"
Whiny Child - "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"So this is how you play it"