Good Date To You

Pepper - I Guess I don't have to ask how his date went.

Oh No, Pepper's Coming

( doorbell rings)
Winy Child - Hi Elizabeth.
Elizabeth - (thinking) Let's see...nice haircut, cheap suit, but good...no disasters.
Winy Child - We're ready!
Elizabeth - ( thinking) Man the lifeboats.

Pepper's Diary

It's an Eat Contest

Pepper - Gulp
Winy Child - I've seen better.
Pepper - That's nothing.  Watch this.
Winy Child - Uh huh.
Elizabeth - How did...?
Winy Child - Don't ask.

Yeah, It Cheered Him Up

Elizabeth - Pepper?
Pepper - Yes?
Elizabeth - Don't you think that you and Mrs. Wilson should make up and be friends?
Pepper - Har har har!
Winy Child - How did the talk go?
Elizabeth - It seemed to cheer him up.

A Real Dog

Pepper - Makeup!...No autographs please.

Scary Sled

Winy Child - Help!  Eeeeeeeee!  Aaaaaaa!
Pepper - Freedom is overrated.

I Don't Think I'll Trust Him in a Lifetime

Winy Child - Pepper?
Pepper - Yes?
Winy Child - I trust that you can be trusted.
Pepper - Why yes! ( pause) Uh...I mean I found your wallet.

All the Rage

Pepper - Wow!  It's a scorcher today!
( IDEA!)
Socks - Are those frozen peas?
Pepper - They're all the rage this summer!

Oh, What the Heck. KISS HER!

Girl Dog - Nice try, dog.
(Radio - Click)
Girl Dog - They try too hard.

Giant Bulldog

Hello?  Hello?
We have a bet.  Socks says you sleep too much.
And I think you should get your lazy bum off the ground and do something!
You owe me.

The Winy Wrap

Girls Are Soooooo Sensitive

Elizabeth - I like this movie
Winy Child - Me too
Elizabeth - This part is so sad ( sniff), I can't help it
Winy Child - Excuse me for a sec
( HONK, HONK, sniff, WAAAAHH, honk, honk, honk!!)
Winy Child - Feel better?
Elizabeth - Sigh, boyfriends...
Pepper - Winy...Striiikes again!

I'm a Techno-pup

"Sigh...Nobody calls me"
"That's probably because it's his hair razor"

Crazy...Yeah, Right

"I'm not going to do anything today"
"Hmmm.  I'm not even going to change your litter box"
"STOP THE CRAZY TALK! STOP THE CRAZY TALK!!!!!"